User:Teh Sweggurboi

Some sweg about me
Hi everyone! I am Teh Sweggurboi, a Moderator on this Wiki. I edit most of the important pages on the Wiki and I have made several rankings, information pages, character ideas and costume ideas. My hobbies are sporting (tennis, football, swimming, riding my bike, workouts, watching TV), listening to (good) music, talking to people and playing FIFA and of course Head Soccer, the game which I have been playing from the very beginning. My favorite football clubs are PSV Eindhoven, the Dutch national team and FC Bayern Munich, my favorite player is Mario Gómez.

Ideal character

How my character would be like if I could create one? Good question. He must have a head with which I can score headers easily and always head straight-line power shots back to the opponent’s net. He must have only one, very good and very fast power shot, I don’t need more, and he must look like someone from his country. Spain fulfills the most of my requirements and therefore he is my favorite.

Ideal Head Soccer

I like Head Soccer very much, but if I was able to change and choose what I want to have in Head Soccer, then I would introduce a new ranking of the characters, based on how good their real national teams are, and all characters would have a power shot and an appearance that fits their country. I would introduce Mission mode and I would change the League mode drastically, like adding a promotion and degradation system. Also, updates must be bigger and come faster, and many bugs must get fixed. For my new character ranking, my League idea and all other ideas I have, visit my personal idea page on the Wiki: Head Soccer 2. Maybe you won’t agree with everything (I get very divergent comments regarding the new characters’ ranking, some positive, some negative, but all other ideas are received very positively) but you can always share your opinion.

Biggest win

It was against the weakest character of them all: South Korea, and I was Indonesia. In this game, everything fell into place. Most of the time after kick-off the ball fell straight down, and every time that happened, I ran towards it, jumped, and scored directly with a header. When the ball fell to my side of the field, I did the same, but with a little pause in my walk. When it fell to South Korea's side, he mostly did his power shot, so that I could block it and head it back to his own goal. I played a magnificent game and I didn’t make a single mistake: every shot or header was a goal. And another achievement: I didn’t use my power shot in that game, but that would have ruined the record anyway. Besides that, South Korea seemed to want to contribute to my biggest win of all time, because it felt like he gave me almost a free passage to his goal and he didn’t head the ball on top of his own goal. Together, South Korea and I, we scored 42 goals and the final result was 42-0. Now that is what I call teamwork!

Biggest loss

Well, admittedly I lose against Ecuador occasionally when I play with a bad character myself, and especially when Ecuador is wearing a good costume, but it seems always to happen with a difference of only one goal. Ecuador is the only character against who I have serious troubles to beat him most of the time and that's why he ranks highest on both my character ranking and power shot ranking.

Other achievements
 * Most goals in a Tournament, highest goal difference in a Tournament and most goals in a Tournament without allowing a goal all in one: 64-0. I did it with Spain and you can see it on the sixth last photo of my photo gallery: First game: 28-0 against Israel, second game: 19-0 against Cameroon and third game: 17-0 against Italy.
 * My furthest stage in Survival was Stage 374, which I have achieved with Spain without any glitch. But it was some time ago, so the characters were easier back then and Survival was easier too.
 * I have won the Minor League by only scoring 17 goals. I did it with Mexico. I wasted the time away with my power shot and scored in the Sudden death in most games. I deliberately lost 5 games and didn't score in those, to make sure I had even less goals, but I still won the Minor League. The tenth last photo in my photo gallery proves it.
 * Besides scoring as few goals as possible in the League, I've also tried to score as many goals as I could. My record for most goals in the League was with Spain in the Amateur League. As you can see on the eighth last photo that I have scored 369 goals, which is an average of exactly 20.5 goals per game. The fourth last photo shows that same League, but then before I played the last game against Kepler 22B. Here you can see that I had scored 249 goals more than the number 2 in the League, even before I played the last game against him.
 * My Head Cup record was with Spain: Greece 21-3, South Korea 24-0, Turkey 19-1 (Total group stage = 64-4), Devil 25-1, Netherlands 17-3, Uruguay 10-2. Total Head Cup record = 116-10.
 * I've scored 8 goals in the first 10 seconds of a match twice. The first time was when I played with Canada, and Argentina was my opponent. I couldn't maintain this level one whole match and the final result was a disappointing 29-1. The second time was with Spain against Turkey, as you can see on the third last photo of my photo gallery, but this match ended in an even more disappointing 26-0, because Turkey thought it was funny to head the ball on top of his own goal a few times.
 * My greatest and most incredible achievement of all time was a match in which I scored 20 goals in just 28 seconds with Switzerland against Turkey. Unfortunately I didn't make a screenshot of it, but immediately the next match, I did it again! I scored 20 goals with Switzerland in a half match against Turkey, as you can see on the second last picture. This means that I scored 1.5 goals each second until then. And it also means that if I went on that way, I would have had a Most goal record of 40 goals! But a good start is not proven to be a guarantee for a good end, as I didn't beat my record of 36 goals in both matches.
 * I once scored a goal before the match had even started it seemed. I was standing on my opponent’s head and suddenly I got launched into the sky, and while I was high in the air, the ball appeared for kick-off, and I headed it directly into the goal. So it was 1-0 for me playing as Romania already while the clock said a second hadn’t passed yet: ‘1:00’, which you can see on the very last picture of my photo gallery.
 * Other good results and achievements of mine are shown in my photo gallery.
 * And last but not least, I might hold the record for most ridiculous user name on the Wiki. It is actually The Swaggerboy, but completely wrong spelt (cuz u do'nt nede gud speling wen u hav sweg).

My (favorite) pages

 * My personal idea page Head Soccer 2 a.k.a. General idea/Head Soccer 2
 * Teh Sweggurboi's Character Ranking
 * Teh Sweggurboi's Power Shot Ranking
 * Teh Sweggurboi's Favorite Character Ranking
 * Teh Sweggurboi's Ranking of Characters that Resemble their Country the Best
 * Teh Sweggurboi's Description List of How to Use and Stop every Power Shot a.k.a. Power shot guide
 * General Idea/Mission mode
 * Character Idea/Costa Rica 2
 * Character Idea/Iran 2
 * Character Idea/Finland 6
 * Character Idea/Algeria 2
 * Character Idea/Iceland 2
 * Character Idea/Hell
 * Costume Idea/Frog Hat
 * Costume Idea/Giant Hat
 * Costume Idea/Goal Grow Hat
 * Costume Idea/Anvil Hat
 * Costume Idea/Gravity Groucho Glasses
 * All characters' pages
 * Characters
 * Polls
 * Glitches
 * Mistakes
 * Character vs character/Arcade
 * Character vs character/Character idea vs character idea
 * Characters which resemble others

My favorite characters
1) Germany

2) Spain

3) Netherlands

4) Russia

5) Kepler 22B

6) Devil

7) Switzerland

8) Cyborg

9) Greece

10) Sweden

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56) Mon-K

57) Hungary

58) Ukraine

59) Z

60) Czech Republic

For the full list, please visit my favorite characters page.

My personal character rankings
These are my personal character rankings, which are completely based on my findings. The Best characters ranking in the left column shows you with which characters I am the best, so with which I can score the most goals, and concede the least. The main criteria are the power shots and the forms of the characters' heads (this is important for heading the ball and for blocking power shots). The Hardest CPU opponents ranking in the right column shows you which computer-controlled characters I find hard or easy to beat, no matter which character I use myself. I have played against all opponents with several characters and the results of those matches decide how they are ranked. This list differs from my character ranking, because there I've made an objective ranking for everyone and the ranking on this page is only for me, so you may or may not agree with it and that's okay, but you can always leave a comment and share your opinion. 1 = Singapore with the Singapore glitch, which makes Singapore better.

2 = Mexico with the Mexico jump glitch, which makes him worse.

Characters I want for the next updates

 * 1) Costa Rica
 * 2) Algeria
 * 3) Iran
 * 4) Norway
 * 5) Finland
 * 6) Morocco
 * 7) Iceland
 * 8) Bosnia and Herzegovina
 * 9) Ivory Coast
 * 10) Ghana
 * 11) Slovenia
 * 12) Slovakia
 * 13) Peru
 * 14) Qatar
 * 15) Iraq