Character Rankings/Teh Sweggurboi

This is Teh Sweggurboi’s Characters ranking, which shows you which characters are the best and the worst choices if you want to win games in Head Soccer. The most important thing: Power shots! Enjoy. 62) Japan = This was a close call but I appoint Japan as the worst Head Soccer character, congratulations Japan. Sure, as an opponent in the game he's not even that easy to defeat, but once you play with him you witness how bad his power shot is. It sounds so promising, "Ninja Shot", but it has a very small range where it is "effective", and "effective" means here that there is still a huge chance that it will miss the goal or even worse: it scores an own goal! Japan is only good at messing things up so for the love of... yourself, don't use him!

61) Colombia = That Colombia is not in last place might surprise you. Well regarded, Colombia has the worst power shot of all, but not every CPU seems to get that. The only thing you have to do (and probably you do) is walking forward and voilà, the ball is in Colombia's goal! Because CPUs handle it the wrong way most of the time, it works slightly better against them, and sometimes you can still score out of the after effect. Don't get me wrong, I can talk all I want and I can argue all I want, but I never turn Colombia into a good character. No, he's awful, at least, if you intend to win matches. You must be very confident with yourself if you think you can win Head Cups with him.