Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26070763-20170622062814/@comment-26272757-20170802175533

No. You know why? First when I got into the game, I got all the attention. Everyone was like "Oh look at him! He's the new character! Oh, let's see what he can do! Power shooot, activate! Oh, he's lousy. Another reason not to download Head Basketball." See? I was everyone's little friend! But then, those three overpowered bastards just HAD to come in the game. Everyone was like "Oh, we don't need you anymore. We've got something better now." And they threw me away. Now I'm just a dumpster baby.

Dear Silicon Valley, do you think Madagascar is a crybaby?