Talk:Bolivia/@comment-27061647-20170605175805/@comment-26272757-20170617180355

You really stick your long, wooly neck out here, huh buddy? Maybe you should go on a grass diet, mister Alpaca, it might cause some of these crazy hallucinations. Did you know that I'm ordering alpaca kebab this evening? Because man, that's nothing! Sometimes I only eat two fruits a day! Oh! And at Walmart I once entered through the exit doors! Ha! That's outright abuse! I'm not trying to impress you, but at an age of just 17 I removed an USB stick... UNSAFELY! That's right, I didn't have the patience! And when a cop pulled me over, I yelled "thug life" in his face and crashed my car into a bridge!